Mailbag 8 - -eetos

One fine day, on the Insert Credit forums:

I begged:

I’m hungry for questions. plz ask me something, would ya?

Legal Notice: By asking me a question, you understand that it may be collated into a mailbag on my website.

The people of that fair forum delivered manna to my starving mind.

MoH mused:

what’s for lunch

I opted to skip my lunch break today so I could leave early, and just packed a Clif Bar. Currently, I feel like this was a mistake.

tomjonjon queried:

If there are camera controls in a game - do you invert?

Absolutely. People are planes too.

Death_Strandicoot asked:

Are Nintendo cowards for giving up on pixel art after the DS?

Yes. In fact, they've been cowards ever since Mario vs Donkey Kong on the GBA for that reason.

Taliesin_Merlin inquired:

You are a villain and you must concoct an overly contrived way of trapping a hero. Which do you pick, and why?

I would use the funds from one of my shell companies to organize an elaborate festival full of costumed performers and delicious feasts. I will spread rumors that I will be headlining this event or that event, or that I will be in the audience hither or thither. After an exhausting day of walking around trying to unmask me, the hero will let his guard down and go to his favorite ice cream truck for a refreshing snack. The ice cream will be laced with a sedative, and after they faint I will have the medical staff there forward him to me.

ana asked:

are you evil? (i am)

Absolutely not. As proof, you can have these free tickets to this cool convention! Smile

MoH asks more:

why do bad things happen to good people?

because

Death_Strandicoot delves deeper:

Are you hungry to answer the questions?

*hides fork and knife behind back* oh yeah. Definitely hungry for, uh, answering questions. Yeah. Answers.

36350 dials in:

how’s it goin’?

Okay. I'm a bit hungry.

Death_Strandicoot really wants to know:

What is your favorite:

  • Salad dressing?
  • Footwear?
  • Video Game Controller?
  • Way to beat The Man?

  • Thousand Island

  • Unless I'm hiking or running, slip-ons.

  • Tough question. I can't come to a decision, so you just get this complimentary Joke Answer for now:

    My cousin had one of these

  • My mom always taught me that living well is the best revenge.

Epilogue

I reported:

okay i got home and snarfed down some quick food. thank u all for tiding me over with the questions

Happy end!